Hey guys! I'm a poor college student who loves video games, anime, and comic books. Live Life Loud!
- Haytham: m... m-m
- Edward: mother? are you trying so say mother, Haytham?
- Haytham: may the father of understanding guide us
- Edward: what
All I ever wanted was to travel to far-off, exotic places, meet new and exciting people, and then kill them, so I became a mercenary. My name is Wade Wilson. And I love what I do
Deadpool the Movie
at least if you were ever to go on a date with vaas, he’d know how to wine and dine you. but ya’ll better thank him for the flowers.
this was my favourite torture.
- Idiot attempting to be funny: If you're asexual, how do you reproduce?
- Me: Through mitosis. I currently have 3,247 offspring, all of whom I am training for a dangerous under-cover operation that will result in the three thousand, two hundred and fourty eight of as the rulers of this world. Except for number 2,099. She wants to be an astronaut. I respect her life choices.